why my toddler wishes he were the iphone

Mommy never leaves the house without it and carries it absolutely everywhere.

It can keep mommy’s attention indefinitely.

It can sit on the table at restaurants.

It is really good at hide and seek.

It never has to wash its hands before a meal.

Mommy listens to it and follows its instructions.

It has been to disney world.

It sleeps with mommy.

It knows all the words to all the songs.

Mommy always knows when it is low in energy and needs to be recharged.

It can shine a light in dark places.

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